😂 Trending Reddit Jokes - June 21, 2026

I chimed in... "give him a minute, he's stinking about it!" (Of course nobody except my father in law chuckled. :)

It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in.

Eileen Dover

Now Iowa a lot of money

I said it must be my weekend immune system

Alfred says "Did you check the bathroom?" Batman says "What's a hroom?"

It's called "Carbon Dating"

Plain bagels It’s not perfect but it makes me proud that he’s getting the structure.

On the first day, I saw nothing. Then on the second day, I still saw nothing. On the third day, I started to see a little with my left eye

Well I know it’s more than six because my basement is still dark.

One can read the orders. One can write the arrest report. And the third is from the KGB, keeping an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.

Bartender turns to them, and says: "Look, I know you're just trying to make a point. But it's not the same thing."

So there was a fish in a pond, and above the fish there was a bird looking to eat the fish when it jumped. What the bird didn’t realize was that behind it there was a bear that was seeing what was going on and it had every intention to kill the bird when it jumped for the fish. What the bear didn’t know was that there was a hunter behind a tree that was going to shoot him when he jumped for the bird. The hunter had left a sandwich on top of a bag near his foot, which a mouse was planning to eat when he moved his foot away. But what the mouse didn’t know was that there was a cat behind it waiting for it to go for the sandwich. And then it happened. The fish jumped, the bird went for it, the bear caught the bird, the hunter shot the bear and moved his foot in the process. The mouse got the sandwich and the cat jumped for it but missed and fell into a small puddle. The point of the story is to illustrate what a man has to go through to get a wet🐱around him today.

It starts with S and ends with X.

If the Soviet Union had a HR department

I threw my soda at someone today. Luckily, it was a soft drink, or I'd be in jail.

He had cataracts.

But then nobody can agree about the events of the match, everyone remembers the circumstances differently. You may have to get a medium to summon a ghost to set the story straight.

Don't understand this, it's just a picture of him used as a reply to "Scum"

This comic strip is from April 2015, I believe. I took a picture of it and for years have been asking people what's the joke?

I was replying to another post, and realised I have a malicious compliance story here that should be shared on this sub. I was working at an IT helpdesk at a large hospital quite some time ago. We were expected to be at our desks, logged in, ready to take our first call by the start time of our shift. It took about 10-15 minutes to log in, load up and login to 7 different programs, all with different passwords. So really, you needed to be there 15 minutes early. They were shared computers, sometimes you could get away with just locking it and leaving everything logged in and running until your next shift, but if someone else restarts it in the meantime, you had to log in to everything again. It was a constant pain point for us that was frequently raised, especially as for example, when medical staff need to scrub up and scrub down, this is all during their shift time. My manager sends a somewhat passive aggressive email to the team ​ "Hi all, It seems we are still havin...

On a recipe for chocolate chip-orange zucchini bread. [https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/6730/chocolate-chip-orange-zucchini-bread/](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/6730/chocolate-chip-orange-zucchini-bread/)

The creator of this recipe is encouraging this person to use coconut milk instead of heavy cream and white grape juice instead of 3/4 cup of DRY white wine.

The thing that really makes these posts is the unbridled audacity. They could have found a way to ask a question about whether or not this was a reasonable substitute, but no, they know better! And the original author should be ashamed of their behavior. Because how dare they waste the time of this confident person!